A Short Play
Dramatis Personae
Equity Actor- A tall and classically handsome man with a shocking resemblance to Clark Kent.
Scenic Designer- A cute (but modest) man with a complete inability to figure out when someone is flirting with him.
The Scene
In line for the dish sink after dinner at a summer stock theatre.
ACT ONE
Scene 1
Equity Actor: The set looks great.
Scenic Designer: Thanks! I'm sorry I didn't make it to opening night, I was up until 4 this morning painting that wallpaper pattern so I crashed.
EA: That's okay, Thanks for all your hard work, I'm sure there are other things you'd rather have been doing at 4am.
SD: I can think of a few...
EA: Well, don't worry, I'm still in town for another week.
SD: ....< blink, blink >...
EA: See you at the party tomorrow?
SD: Uhm, yeah.
THE END
Equity Actor- A tall and classically handsome man with a shocking resemblance to Clark Kent.
Scenic Designer- A cute (but modest) man with a complete inability to figure out when someone is flirting with him.
The Scene
In line for the dish sink after dinner at a summer stock theatre.
ACT ONE
Scene 1
Equity Actor: The set looks great.
Scenic Designer: Thanks! I'm sorry I didn't make it to opening night, I was up until 4 this morning painting that wallpaper pattern so I crashed.
EA: That's okay, Thanks for all your hard work, I'm sure there are other things you'd rather have been doing at 4am.
SD: I can think of a few...
EA: Well, don't worry, I'm still in town for another week.
SD: ....< blink, blink >...
EA: See you at the party tomorrow?
SD: Uhm, yeah.
THE END
2 ways to look at this:
1)my reaction if this is an actual event that took place-
the fact that i, best friend extraordinaire, read this on your blog instead of getting a cell phone call is unacceptable...i see much sucking up in your future! a blog does not a relationship substitute make.
2)my reaction if this is an attempt at fictional writing-
uhhh...sorry. you know how possessive i get over you. (insert southern drawl here) i love you!