Oct 09 2008

Where's the Nearest Lenscrafter's?

Dear god... Sarah Palin wears the same glasses as me. Or at least from the same designer (Kazuo Kawasaki), since hers seem to be a bit... pointier at the corners of the lenses. Ugh...

Of course, I am naturally horrified that this photo of me has been published without the proper retouching and airbrushing. I mean, really... look how dark the circles under my eyes are, and you can see my pores! This is a clear slap in the face.

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3 Response to "Where's the Nearest Lenscrafter's?"

  • Anonymous Says: 9:58 PM, October 09, 2008

    Oh, yes, it's horrible. Why, you look . . . what is the word? "Human", that's it: "Human". Good heavens, what a travesty. If god had meant photos to reflect reality, she would never have invented Photoshop.


  • Anonymous Says: 8:40 AM, October 10, 2008

    Can I have your glasses for my Sarah Palin Pumpkin?


  • libhom Says: 9:22 PM, October 11, 2008

    You can always buy new glasses, but Sarah Palin can never buy a facial expression that isn't deranged.


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